feedpuppy:

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

feedpuppy:

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

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  1. yearofthemountains reblogged this from 27435
  2. 27435 reblogged this from arielsteiner
  3. arielsteiner reblogged this from roohigelato and added:
    Nice colour blindness test.
  4. roohigelato reblogged this from feedpuppy and added:
    pretty accurate. And scary.
  5. flufflychafet reblogged this from caesar-at-the-rubicon and added:
    Okay so apparently I am a fat homosexual schizophrenic. 3,5,6
  6. theblindassbanker reblogged this from nomnommarissaeatedurface and added:
    #5 either. It looks like a jumble of red and orange. Guess I’m not as straight as I thought. can’t see 5 but I’m not...
  7. nomnommarissaeatedurface reblogged this from stoner-bliss and added:
    Pretty sure this is fake, since it seems no one can see #5.
  8. deimeetsnight reblogged this from sunflowersfordiannaagron and added:
    I’m straight, but I can’t see number 5? LOLWUT
  9. seanseanblogblog reblogged this from matweeny
  10. matweeny reblogged this from bannerology and added:
    5…I’m a homo
  11. eilenna reblogged this from papillonsdeframboise and added:
    5 either! I’m bi =)
  12. papillonsdeframboise reblogged this from opheliacriddler and added:
    anything but red/orange/yellow/purple dots on 5. xD Defo lesbo. =P
  13. stoner-bliss reblogged this from opheliacriddler and added:
    Not entirely sure if this...fake or not, but...either, and...
  14. seishinbyouin reblogged this from thisdumbblonde and added:
    I can’t see any but the first! Woo for being me! :D
  15. thisdumbblonde reblogged this from opheliacriddler and added:
    YES. I CAN’T SEE 5. LOOOOL.
  16. opheliacriddler reblogged this from themasterscompanion and added:
    This is hilarious....suits that I can’t see 5 either. Can anyone actually see 5?
  17. rulu reblogged this from terriblelastwords and added:
    joining the latent homosexuality party
  18. dis-traction reblogged this from wakaflakalyssa and added:
    i guess were all homos. :D
  19. scaramouchewillyoudothefandango reblogged this from terriblelastwords and added:
    Can’t see five… shocker?
  20. zubatman reblogged this from 0206199506281993 and added:
    DOES THIS MEAN I’M GAY???? OH SHI-
  21. lala-la-la-lola reblogged this from onefootboy
  22. 100sharks reblogged this from imnotfromhere and added:
    i can’t see five at all man
  23. lickmyfingertips reblogged this from fadeoutfade
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