An open letter to scenicworlds (aka Sam's) body
Plz plz plz stop being lactose intolerant. Your hostile attitudes towards dairy products are petty, ridiculous and above all selfish. Making my bowels meltdown every time I so much as glance at an ice cream cone or a slice of cheese is neither proper nor civilized. I implore you please please just start producing lactase enzyme again, instead of diarrhea nightmares.
Sincerely
Samuel Harrison Tichinoff. Aka scenicworld.
DEER GIRLCYBORG
lmoe:
you are dominating my dashboard. cool it brotha.
FOLLOW SUM NU PPL DUDE. SLASH I ATE A LOTTTA PIZZA. GET OVA ITTTT.
As far as I’m concerned girlcyborg can dominate me my dashboard anytime.
As long as there’s pizza involved.


