Lucille: I’ll have the “Ike and Tina Tuna”.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Like a virgin
- Sam: yeah I slept with that black guy last weekend.
- X: how was it?.
- Sam: not very good. I told him I was a virgin so he'd slow down.
- X: and were you?
- Sam: was I what?
- X: a virgin.
- Sam: of course not! Do I look shiny and new to you?
Posted November 2, 2009 at 12:31pm
Let's play a game
you ruin everything. I was secretly hoping that was a coded message but it isn’t. Come to think of it I bet you could make a really nifty code out of the qwerty scheme.Quick Ask Zoe
I’d play, but we just played via msn.
Posted November 2, 2009 at 1:24am
Posted November 2, 2009 at 1:13am
I can't wait for tomorrow!
Did I mention I’ll be dressed as George Michael circa Wham?!? Specifically as GM in the video for Wake Me Up. The gays are going to eat me alive.
How softly summer shuts, without the creaking of a door.
— Emily Dickinson
Posted October 30, 2009 at 5:11pm
this book
We love our bread.
We love our butter.
But most of all, we love each other.
I posted this when I first started tumbling. It still gets reblogged like once a day. Northern lights are the coolest shit you’ll ever see.
